Banta comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food-boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
    Dishes on the counter, dog-food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.
    Banta headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife, Preeto. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pyajamas on, reading a book.
    Preeto looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. Banta looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
    She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"
    "Yes," was Banta`s reply.
    Preeto answered, "Well, today I didn`t do it!"
  • The purrfect gift! A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he`s looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is retty, but he doesn`t seem to be much for singing.
    The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then...
  • Dead Friend Dead Friend Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead!
    Quick, as a flash, horrified Banta whips out his...
  • Talking parrot! Santa`s wife, Jeeto, goes into a pet store one day.
    She says to the clerk, 'I need a pet to keep me company.'
    'Well,' replies the clerk. 'How about this nice parrot? He`ll talk to you.'
    'Hey, that`s great.' She likes the idea and buys the parrot and takes him home.
    Next day, Jeeto comes back to the pet store. 'You know, that parrot...
  • Suicide Three high steel building workers break for lunch and sit down high above the city.
    First worker opens his lunch box and complains, 'Not lentils and rice again today, Every day, lentils & rice, lentils & rice. If I have lentils & rice again tomorrow I will throw myself from this building.'
    Second worker opens his lunch box and exclaims...
  • Roller coaster What happened?' asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
    'Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was...