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    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
    "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy."
    The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
    A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again.
    "How about thousand rupees and five pieces of candy?"
    The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
    Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
    "OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I`ll give you five thousand rupees and all the candy you can eat."
    The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
    "Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Ford, Dad. You`ll have to live with it!"
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    The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn`t know you were into earrings.'
    'Don`t make such a big deal, it`s...
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    Banta said, 'Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?'
    Santa said, 'Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me...
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    After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door...
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    Daughter, 'OK'
    Later that night
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