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    A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
    Steven raised his hand and said, "He`s in heaven."
    Mary was called on and answered, "He`s in my heart."
    Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He`s in our bathroom!!!"
    The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
    Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
    Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are you still in there?!"
  • Family business Once there was a Accountant. The business had been in the family for generations and generations. Over time, with the countless clients that had gone in and out of the office, the marble step in front of the building had developed a big, deep dip in it from all the wear and tear.
    His friends kept telling the accountant that he had better get it replaced, otherwise he`d...
  • Speeding ticket A guy is speeding down a highway and he gets pulled over. The cop says, 'You were speeding.'
    The guy says, 'No I wasn`t, I was just going slow.'
    The guy`s wife in the Passenger seat says, 'No officer, He was speeding the whole time.'
    The guy glares at his wife and says...
  • Drive Slow!! Santa lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
    The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the Inspector`s and said, 'You`ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my...
  • Extremely efficient! Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried.
    Turning to the other two engineers, he said, `At Wipro, we are trained to...
  • Banta`s flight On reaching his plane seat Banta is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
    He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, 'And get me a whisky you cow!'
    The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets...