Johnnie wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened.
    Johnnie decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, USA, they forwarded the letter to the president.
    The president was so amused by the letter that he told his secretary to send Johnnie a $5 bill, figuring this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
    When Johnnie received the cash, he was so delighted that he wrote a thank you note which read:
    Dear God:
    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through Washington, D.C. Next time, don`t do that because, as usual, those jerks took 95%.
  • Bouquet of roses Banta was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
    One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. Banta told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
    That evening Banta called the local florist and ...
  • Smart painter Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
    'You did a great job.' he said and handed the man a check.
    'Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie.'
    Later that night...
  • The Truth! A man`s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
    At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in...
  • Cotton balls A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of...
  • Too improved Banta, 'Preeto and I are going to get a divorce'.
    Santa was stunned. 'Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together'
    'Well' he said, 'ever since we got married, Preeto has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and...