Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

    The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process.

    No one commented.

    She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just a little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance.

    She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?"

    One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas!"
  • Perfume!!! A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
    She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, 'Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!'
    Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and...
  • Next farmhous! I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere.
    It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it.
    A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman...
  • Speeding!!! Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
    His friend said, 'Sure.'
    So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and...
  • Mystery-lover! Banta, a mystery-lover take his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.
    Banta calls an usher over and whispers, 'I just love a good mystery,and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy...
  • Eternally grateful ! John is down on his luck in Las Vegas. He has gambled away all his money and has to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happens to be open and he uses the dime in a slot machine and hits the jackpot.
    He takes his winnings and goes to the blackjack table and...