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    A man gets on a plane with his dog.
    "You can't bring a dog on this plane", says the stewardess!
    "But this dog is special," says the passenger, "he's a sniffer dog."
    "Prove it", says the stewardess.
    The man clicks his fingers and the dog runs off down the plane. After a minute, the dog reappears, jumps on his lap, and licks his left cheek.
    "What's that mean?" says the stewardess.
    "It means there's drugs on board." says the man.
    "What else can he do?"
    The man clicks his fingers & the dog runs off again.
    He reappears, & jumps up and licks his right cheek.
    "What's that mean?" says the stewardess.
    "It means there's a gun aboard," says the man.
    "Oh dear!" says the stewardess. That's a bit more serious. "Can he do anything else?"
    The man sends the dog off again. This time, he comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the place "What ever does that mean?" says the stewardess.
    The man nervously replies, "Sniffer just found a bomb..."
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    As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as...
  • Toilet brush! Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
    The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
    His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of...
  • Nice cheeks! Nice cheeks! Santa's wife, Jeeto, got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery.
    As a result, Santa offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was...
  • Skiing backwards! A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom.
    No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself.
    Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards, out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her knees. She crashed and...
  • Indian hell An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'
    He is told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and...