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    For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
    The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
    "Julie, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
    "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
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    The pilot saw a tall building...
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    The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as the lady...
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    The receptionist says, 'I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.'
    The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'
    Once again the receptionist replies, 'I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last...
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    Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, 'Would it be okay if I called you a...
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    The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting.
    The foreman asked the leader of the first group how many poles...
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