One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets.
    He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
    The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
    He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
    The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
  • Big John! One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
    At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and...
  • Interesting topic! A stranger was seated next to Little Johnnie on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
    Little Johnnie, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and...
  • Lawyer in a family For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
    The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with...
  • Animal Complaints It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.
    The elephant complained, 'Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!'
    The Lord said, 'Don't complain. It lets...
  • Technically correct!!! A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
    The pilot saw a tall building...