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    A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50.
    Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
    A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"
    He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
    The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
    The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up, then she just fainted!"
  • Vacuum cleaner! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by Banta, carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    'Good morning', said Banta. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered...
  • Banta's faith Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
    In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
    Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about...
  • Overweight dog Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
    'Your dog is overweight,' the vet said. 'You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing...
  • Statue's revenge! In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
    Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, 'Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to...
  • Tough job! There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.
    So the guy turns around to go back...