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    A foursome, including Banta, goes out on the course, only to find themselves waiting on every hole for the most inept golfers they've ever seen, who are playing in front of them.
    After a few holes, they start yelling them, but that doesn't seem to speed their game up. By the time they've finished their round, they're so pissed off that they go straight to the golf pro to complain.
    "Guys," he tells them, "those fellow you've been screaming at and taunting for the last three hours are blind".
    "You're telling us," one of the irate foursome says.
    "No, I meant it," the pro says, they're really blind. They're trying to overcome their handicap by participating in sports."
    Now embarrassed, the first of the foursome says to the pro, "When they come in, fix them up with new golfers shoes, and put it on my tab."
    The second guy adds, "And give them each a new set of club covers and put on my tab."
    The third one chimes in, "Listen let them pick out a new golf shirt and put it on my tab."
    They all stand there waiting for Banta to contribute something.
    Noticing their stares, he says, "What? Fuck'em. Let'em play at night.
  • Bad luck! A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50.
    Exasperated, she exclaims, 'What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?'
    A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests...
  • Last wish! Father John walked into a pub, and said to the first man he met, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
    The man said, 'I do Father.'
    The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
    Then the priest asked the second man...
  • Vacuum cleaner! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by Banta, carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    'Good morning', said Banta. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered...
  • Banta's faith Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
    In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
    Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about...
  • Overweight dog Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
    'Your dog is overweight,' the vet said. 'You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing...