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    An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
    "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the cop said.
    The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
    "He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
    The cop then asked, "May I see your license?"
    The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
    The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
    The woman then gave the cop her license.
    "I see, you are from Hoshairpur!," the cop said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
    The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
    The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
  • Hurting knee! Old man Joe limped into the doctor's office and said, 'Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!'
    The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, 'Mr. Joe, just how old are you?'
    '98!' Joe announced...
  • Santa's closet! Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
    'What's that?' Santa husband asked.
    'Nothing, darling. Just...
  • Heaven or Hell? There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.
    One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to...
  • Beat me! One day a man was digging a hole to plant a tree in his back yard. After digging about 2 feet he hit a lamp, so he picked it up and brushed it off. Suddenly out popped a Genie who said he would grant him three wishes.
    'Great!' the man explained.
    'However,' said the genie, 'I must know who you hate the most.'
    'I hate that...
  • Sports fishing! While sports fishing off the Malabar coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
    Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, 'Are there any gators...