A man is driving down a country road, when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
    He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
    The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to our Santa and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
    Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
    "How?" asks the man, puzzled.
    "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
  • Beggar's bed A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
    After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, 'Good Morning...
  • Final words! Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?'
    The first man says...
  • God's share Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what they do with the money they receive in the collection plate.
    One priest says, 'Well, I draw a line on the floor, throw all the money in the air and whatever lands north of the line...
  • Judicious decision Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers, Santa and Banta.
    'So,' he said, 'I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.'
    Both, Santa and Banta...
  • Memories of Santa A minister visited an asylum for the mentally disturbed women and was taken on a tour of the facilities by one of the doctors. Walking down the dismal, echoing corridors, the minister was troubled by the cries and groans of the patients coming from their...