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    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
    "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
    I PRAY FOR A NEW MUSIC SYSTEM...
    I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
    His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
    To which the little brother replied, "I know, but Grandma is!"
  • Jumping Santa Santa was asked to try out a new parachute with a radio link to a guy on the ground, the guy on the ground would say when to pull the release cord for the parachute.
    Santa jumped out of the plane and started to fall when...
  • Beggar's bed A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
    After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, 'Good Morning...
  • Final words! Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?'
    The first man says...
  • God's share Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what they do with the money they receive in the collection plate.
    One priest says, 'Well, I draw a line on the floor, throw all the money in the air and whatever lands north of the line...
  • Judicious decision Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers, Santa and Banta.
    'So,' he said, 'I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.'
    Both, Santa and Banta...