|A guy was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.|
He grabbed him by the hand and pulled him aside and said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The guy said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."