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    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
    As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
    "Yes Dad, what is it?"
    "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
  • Christmas prayer Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began...
  • Ouststanding! A man is driving down a country road, when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
    He pulls the car over to the side of the road and...
  • Jumping Santa Santa was asked to try out a new parachute with a radio link to a guy on the ground, the guy on the ground would say when to pull the release cord for the parachute.
    Santa jumped out of the plane and started to fall when...
  • Beggar's bed A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
    After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, 'Good Morning...
  • Final words! Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?'
    The first man says...