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    Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.
    At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to finish waiting on a customer.
    When Banta was finished, Jeeto asked how much for the teapot?
    Banta replied, "That's silver and it costs Rs 2500"
    "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Jeeto exclaimed.
    She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Santa had sent her to buy, and Banta went to the backroom to find a hinge.
    From the backroom Banta yelled, "Jeeto, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
    To which Jeeto replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
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