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    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
    "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $15.
    "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
    "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"
    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
    So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
    Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam"
    "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel," says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.
    A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
    "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
    "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.
    A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
    "Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How are you doing, George?" says the parrot.
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