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    Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    "Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?"
    "Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me."
    The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Jeeto, so Banta trusted her advice.
    Sure enough, Santa came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
    "Jeeto!" he yelled, "What the heck is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed."
    "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
    Santa then got out of bed, and re-counted, "One, two, three, four... by gosh, you're right, dear!" as he stumbled back into bed.
  • Out of gas A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
    Mom says, 'No, because the dog is in heat.'
    'What does that mean?' asked the girl.
    'Go ask your father. I think he is in...
  • New brothel! A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
    'What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $15.
    'Why is it that cheap...
  • Freezing hands! Banta and his girlfriend go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, Banta goes out to chop some wood.
    When he gets back, he says, 'Honey, my hands are freezing!'
    She says, 'Well, put them here between my...
  • Wanna screw! Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.
    At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to...
  • Letter to Santa You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While...