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    Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom.
    The other man frantically screamed, "Ross!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
    "Okay Ross," shouted Robert, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and..."
    but before he could finish, he heard Ross call, "But both my legs are broke."
    Robert suggested his arms, to which the reply was, "They're broken too!"
    So finally, Ross held on with his mouth. Robert struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Robert said, "You right there mate?"
    Ross replied, "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"
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