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    A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
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    "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
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    "Well, a woman," the witness answered timidly.
    The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
    And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."
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