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    Banta was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Smack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.
    Shaken, Banta pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
    Banta, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him."
    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."
  • Wrong answer Santa is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee.
    Banta walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks...
  • Golfer After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
    As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked...
  • Atheist! A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher...
  • Foreign languages A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. 'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?' he asks.
    The two Americans just stare at him.
    'Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?' he tries.
    The two continue to...
  • Speed trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
    The officer handed him...