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    An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building. Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station.
    She approaches one of the women in line and asks her what they were all lining up for. The lady of the street, somewhat embarrassed, faked the reply by saying they're handing out free oranges here.
    The old lady thought it was too good to miss, so she went to the end of the line and waited.
    When one of the police saw the old woman, he asks, "Aren't you a bit old for this sorta stuff?"
    "Are you kidding? I may not have any teeth, but I still like to peel them back and suck them!"
  • Injured thumb Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.
    When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him...
  • Out of gas A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
    Mom says, 'No, because the dog is in heat.'
    'What does that mean?' asked the girl.
    'Go ask your father. I think he is in...
  • New brothel! A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
    'What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $15.
    'Why is it that cheap...
  • Freezing hands! Banta and his girlfriend go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, Banta goes out to chop some wood.
    When he gets back, he says, 'Honey, my hands are freezing!'
    She says, 'Well, put them here between my...
  • Wanna screw! Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.
    At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to...