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    Banta, who has been married for ten years, suddenly finds himself having to go to the market to shop as his wife, Preeto, is ill. Well this is the first time he's been there in all that time and is unprepared for the prices being charged for many items.
    Banta is quite fond of nuts but can't find any, so he seeks out the manager. He sees a man with a HUGE nose helping out a lady shopper (who is laughing uncontrollably ) and asks him, "Do you have any peanuts?"
    The manager replies, "Yes sir they're Rs 120 per Kg."
    "Oh,"says Banta, "How about cashews?"
    "Yes, they're 450 per Kg"
    "I see. How about walnuts?"
    "Oh sure, They're 300 per Kg"
    "Well they're all too expensive for me, but thanks anyway," says Banta.
    The manager replies, "No problem and I'd like to thank you for not laughing at me. You may have noticed that I have a rather large nose and people seem to make fun of that all the time."
    "Oh," Banta says, "That's your nose? I thought it was your dick, your nuts are so high!"
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