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    Santa goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
    "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
    "A fottle", replies Santa.
    "A fottle? That's stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
    "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
    "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
    "A farton", replies Santa.
    "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
    "In that case," says Santa...
    "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
  • Four-poster bed Santa, owner of a big furniture store went to Mumbai to buy some stock and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was South Indian and they couldn't understand a word of each other's language.
    So Santa took out a pencil and...
  • Free oranges! An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building. Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station.
    She approaches one of the women...
  • Smart wife Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    'Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?'
    'Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so...
  • Injured thumb Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.
    When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him...
  • Out of gas A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
    Mom says, 'No, because the dog is in heat.'
    'What does that mean?' asked the girl.
    'Go ask your father. I think he is in...