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    Joe walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Bryan."
    "Who?"
    "Bryan Smith. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Bryan."
    "There are always a few clouds over everybody," says Joe.
    "Not Bryan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."
    "He was something, huh?"
    "He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and I black out the whole neighborhood."
    "No wonder you remember him."
    "Well, I never actually met Bryan."
    "Then how do you know so much about him?" asks Joe.
    "Because I married his widow."
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