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    Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped.
    He was always preparing for the day when he would be saved. One morning he saw a ship turn into the cove and he quickly ran to the woodpile and started it afire. He then threw wet seaweed on top and the smoke was bellowing high in the air. All of a sudden the ship starts to come his way.
    He gets all excited and thinks I am finally going to be saved. The first thing I want is to take a hot shower - then they are going to give me some clothes and I am going to go upstairs and have a nice dinner. I will find a nice lady to dance with then I will take to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She will start to take off her clothes and she will be wearing pink satin panties, and I will rub them and...
    With this, Banta starts to get an erection; he slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker and yells, "Ha, Ha, Ha - I lied about the ship, I lied about the ship."
  • Costly nuts Banta, who has been married for ten years, suddenly finds himself having to go to the market to shop as his wife, Preeto, is ill. Well this is the first time he's been there in all that time and is unprepared for the prices being charged...
  • Four-poster bed Santa, owner of a big furniture store went to Mumbai to buy some stock and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was South Indian and they couldn't understand a word of each other's language.
    So Santa took out a pencil and...
  • Free oranges! An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building. Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station.
    She approaches one of the women...
  • Smart wife Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    'Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?'
    'Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so...
  • Injured thumb Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.
    When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him...