Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
    Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch Santa’s face while you’re having sex?”
    “Well, yes, I did once.”
    “Well, how did he look?”
    “Very angry.”
    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well Jeeto, that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?”
    “He was looking through the window at us.”
  • Folding bottle Santa goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, 'I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.'
    'OK,' says the clerk...
  • Costly nuts Banta, who has been married for ten years, suddenly finds himself having to go to the market to shop as his wife, Preeto, is ill. Well this is the first time he's been there in all that time and is unprepared for the prices being charged...
  • Four-poster bed Santa, owner of a big furniture store went to Mumbai to buy some stock and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was South Indian and they couldn't understand a word of each other's language.
    So Santa took out a pencil and...
  • Free oranges! An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building. Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station.
    She approaches one of the women...
  • Smart wife Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    'Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?'
    'Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so...