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    Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
    Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch Santa’s face while you’re having sex?”
    “Well, yes, I did once.”
    “Well, how did he look?”
    “Very angry.”
    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well Jeeto, that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?”
    “He was looking through the window at us.”
  • Folding bottle Santa goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, 'I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.'
    'OK,' says the clerk...
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    So Santa took out a pencil and...
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    She approaches one of the women...
  • Smart wife Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    'Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?'
    'Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so...