As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl.
    As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the girl suddenly whirled, slapped Banta, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
    Bewildered, Banta was halfway to the parking lot with Preeto when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
    "Of course you didn't," said Preeto, consolingly, "I did."
  • Confession! A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
  • Child support John finally found the nerve to tell his fiancĂ©e that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.'Can she cook like I can?' the distraught woman...
  • Free Meat It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
    Finally he offered to provide her with free...
  • Forgive and forget The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used 'Forgive Your Enemies' as his subject.
    After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies.
    About half held up their...
  • Motion sickness Santa and Banta are discussing the possibility of love. 'I thought I was in love three times,' Santa says.
    'Thought...?' Banta asks. 'What do you mean?'
    'Three years ago...