A traffic Policeman stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
    She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
    As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
  • Lion tamer! 'I'm going to become a lion tamer.'
    'That's crazy, you don't know nothing about lion taming.'
    'Yes I do!'
    'Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting...
  • First visit A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.
    'I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. One thousand rupees for the first visit, and one hundred rupees for each one after...
  • Drinking problem One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.
    The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked...
  • Hostile witness! At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. 'Isn't it true,' he bellowed, 'that you accepted ten thousand rupees to compromise this case?'
    The witness stared out the window, as though he...
  • Painful pinch! As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl.
    As the elevator stopped at the main floor...