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    Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
    "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
    "Well," said Santa, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
    "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied Banta.
    "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired Santa, "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"
    "Well," replied Banta, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say 'NO'!"
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    Dear Mom and Dad,
    I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for...
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    'It's terrible,' she said, 'I haven't moved my bowels in a week.'
    'I see. Have you done anything...
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    A short distance up the road, they found...
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    'Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a...
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