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    It was a really hot day at the office. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
    All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelt.
    One man said, "Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working."
    Santa from the distant corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."
  • Illegitimate son An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won ten million.
    The young man rushed into town, collected his money...
  • Canadian winters The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute...
  • Embarrassing! Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, 'Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.'
    Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a...
  • Happily married Two mothers met for coffee one morning, and the conversation naturally turned to their kids.
    'Well, Martina, how are your kids?', asks Jessica.
    'To tell you the truth...
  • Fishing Santa was walking through Rose Garden in Chandigarh and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses...