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    Santa was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.

    Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?"

    The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 46 bus. It'll take you right there."

    He thanked the officer and the officer drove off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, Santa is still waiting at the same bus stop.

    The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Rock Garden, I said to wait here for the number 46 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

    Santa replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 43rd bus just went by!"
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