•  

    One day, Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

    "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

    "That woman I call my wife and I got into a fight," explained Santa, "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

    The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

    "Yeah, except today is the last night."
  • Fastest Worker Santa got a part time job at the Chandigarh Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.
    Santa separated the letters so fast that his...
  • Best Friend A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him...
  • What's Sex? A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mum, what's sex?'

    His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories...
  • Fiat Uno Five Irishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

    The gorgeous blonde Italian customs agent stops and tells them, 'It's illegal to put five people in a...
  • Costly Perfume An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...