A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

    He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become amen, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

    The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.

    She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."

    The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.

    He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!"
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