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    An angel appears at a priests meeting and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

    Without hesitating, the leader selects infinite wisdom.

    "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

    Now, all heads turn toward the leader, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.

    One of the preists whispers, "Say something."

    The leader sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
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