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    Two small boys were overheard talking one day.

    "My name is Jimmy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

    "Johnnie," replied the second.

    "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Jimmy.

    Johnnie replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

    "Honest?" asked Jimmy.

    "No, just the regular kind", replied Johnnie.
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