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    A Dutch visitor to the States was chatting with an American friend and was jokingly explaining about the Red, White and Blue of Netherland's Flag:

    "You see, Our flag symbolises our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

    "Hey, That's the same with us," replied the American, "only we see stars too..."
  • Census Taker Santa was sitting on his porch, when a man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
    'What can I do for you?' Santa politely asked. 'You selling something...
  • Honest Lawyer! Two small boys were overheard talking one day.
    'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
    'Johnnie,' replied...
  • Big Booze An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking beer. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
    He figures he'll crawl outside and get some...
  • Instant wisdom An angel appears at a priests meeting and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
    Without hesitating...
  • The landlord The landlord A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
    'Madam,' he said in a broken voice, 'I wish to draw your...