|A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30 PM.|
One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
"Now, what?!!"' he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"