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    A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30 PM.

    One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

    "Now, what?!!"' he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"
  • Flag colors A Dutch visitor to the States was chatting with an American friend and was jokingly explaining about the Red, White and Blue of Netherland's Flag:
    'You see, Our flag symbolises our...
  • Sidewalks! An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, 'Is it true that a person can fall down on a...
  • Census Taker Santa was sitting on his porch, when a man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
    'What can I do for you?' Santa politely asked. 'You selling something...
  • Honest Lawyer! Two small boys were overheard talking one day.
    'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
    'Johnnie,' replied...
  • Big Booze An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking beer. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
    He figures he'll crawl outside and get some...