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    Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date.

    "So how'd it go, Joe?" asked Bill.

    "Terrible," admitted Joe. "The moment we got back to her place the phone started ringing. There must have been fifteen calls from guys wanting to ask her out. It never stopped, and we never even got started."

    Bill tried to comfort him, "It could have been worse, Joe. After all, an attractive young woman's allowed to have her number in the phone book, now isn't she?"

    "Yeah," Joe replied, "but not in the Yellow Pages!"
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