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    Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

    The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

    The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

    The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.

    The other two said, so what?

    The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!!!"
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