"I'm scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife."

    "Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."

    "Easy for you to say."

    "You like her that much?" the friend asks.

    "It's not that," declared Banta. "He didn't sign his name!"
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