Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at Raja Sansi Airport, Amritsar.

    "I've come to meet my brother," said the Santa. "He's due to fly in from Canada in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years."

    "Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the Banta.

    "I'm sure I won't," said Santa, "after all, he's been away for a long time."

    "I wonder if he'll recognize you?" said the Banta.

    "Of course he will," said Santa. "Sure, I haven't been away at all."
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