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    At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks:

    "Santa, is that you?"

    Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.

    "Santa, don't make me nervous, is that you?"

    Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there.

    "You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???"

    "I was nodding you!!!"
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