An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bed.

    "Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns, ... how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

    "You liste to me. Some day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini. Am I right?"

    "Yes grandpa, I guess so."

    "Ok, so soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whada you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, TIMES UP!"
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