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    There were three women who were at the gynaecologist having pre-natal checkups.

    The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?"

    "He was on top," she replied.

    "You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed.

    The second woman was asked the same question.

    "I was on top," was the reply.

    "You will have a baby girl." said the doctor.

    With this, Jeeto, Santa's wife burst into tears.

    "What's the matter?" asked the doc.

    "Am I going to have puppies?"
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