• On their way home, after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

    "Oh, it's not over yet." He said.

    Once home, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and inside are two small tablets.

    She asked, "But what are these two little pills?"

    "Aspirin." The man replied.

    "But, I don't have a headache." She said.

    "There you go, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!" he snidely said.
  • Home Run A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just...
  • A Picky Customer A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.
    'Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate...
  • Highway Accident A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside.
    'Have the police come...
  • Self-Serving A Chinese Christian just died and went up to the Heaven. After an angel greeted him, the angel said, 'Let me take you down to the Hell before we go inside the Heaven.'
    Once they were there...
  • God is Busy A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
    Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful...
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