A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby.

    "Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.

    "Certainly not," he retorts.

    "Yours?" she asks the Pole, who vigorously denies paternity.

    "How about you?" she asks the Jew.

    "Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife burns everything."
  • Perfectionst A district minister arrived one Sunday morning in a small rural town. The local minister asked the district minister to help with a local problem.
    'Everyone here thinks they are just perfect!' said the local minister. 'Could you preach a sermon that...
  • Silver Jubilee On their way home, after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
    'Oh, it's not over yet.' He said.
    Once home, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in...
  • Nervous A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
    The lawyer thundered, 'Have you ever been married?'
    'Yes, sir,' said the witness in...
  • Home Run A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just...
  • A Picky Customer A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.
    'Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate...