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    Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

    "Was it my friend Banta", he demanded.

    "No !" his weeping wife replied.

    "Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked.

    "No !!!" she said even more upset.

    "Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

    "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped.
  • Anniversary Gift Banta wanted to get his beautiful wife, Preeto, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
    He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
    Preeto was excited to...
  • Dopin' Lizard A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, 'Hey! what are you doing?'
    The monkey says, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have...
  • Supernatural There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that...
  • Freezing Cold A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls in.
    There's a puddle of water...
  • Special Skills 'So tell me, Mrs. Smith,' asked the interviewer, 'do you have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?'
    'Well, actually, yes,' said the applicant modestly...