Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was Banta, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.

    "Do you realize what time it is?" she asked.

    He answered, "Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house."

    Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"

    Banta's answer was, "A round of drinks!"
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    He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
    Preeto was excited to...
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    The monkey says, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have...
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