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    A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you."

    "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?" She asked?

    "The one I asked for- the English girl!!"

    "Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
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